Latest Jeter Mail
Here's the latest from the mailbag about everyone's favourite shortstop:Before your list begins you state "He will one day be inducted into the baseball Hall of Fame." How will that happen? Is he going to quadruple his offensive statistics before he retires? The Earth will crash into the sun before Derek Jeter gets inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Much as I find him personally annoying, to be denied by Cooperstown, Jeter would have to sodomize Rudy Giuliani.
In Yankee Stadium.
While wearing an Osama Bin Laden T-shirt.
And placing online bets on baseball.
A shortstop with 2,000 hits and a .317 average is going to The Hall of Fame.